SNARK!
🔥A fiercely competitive know-it-all who likes being first, being right — and making absolutely sure everyone notices.
“Obviously I have a plan. And yes, obviously it’s brilliant.”
A few things about me...
Turning absolutely everything into a competition. Even things that definitely weren’t competitions.
Winning, shortcuts, dramatic entrances and being proved right. Especially the last one.
Losing gracefully. Or losing ungracefully. Or losing at all.
Out in front, looking extremely confident and hoping nobody asks whether I actually know where I’m going.
Snark + the Crew
Things get interesting when Snark’s friends get involved…
“Snark says, ‘There’s only one way to do this.’ Worbi has already found three others. Snark is finding this information surprisingly difficult to enjoy.”
“Snark announces that he knew exactly what was going to happen. Mira looks at him. ‘Did you?’ There is a surprisingly long silence.”
